Frenchopin. Poem by Michael Gale

The French Open...
Is that when the french kiss and french kiss the groinal area?
Or is it when the french uncross their legs for a fervent sexually received
pressured pleasure? ...
Does French Open mean that the Eiffel Tower is opened for business?
Or does that term mean that they do business seriously with a lot of
roughness? ...
French Open-Do they mean business?
French Open-Are the french open to suggestions? ...
Or does this term mean that they are vicious and mean?