Funniest Thanksgiving Ever! Poem by BEAU GOLDEN

I was 10, my brother was eight, '
It was the funnniest Thanksgiving ever to date,
I will tell u why you won't believe
Its funnier than anything u can conceive

First of all please understand
I didn't hold my brothers hand
First of all i must admit
I was a corroborating little shit

I egged him on encouraged him to be bad
I did it with all the strength i had
A year my brother will most remember
He was born on the 25th of November

Best of all this day of living
Christopher's birthday fell on Thanksgiving!
lots of cheer a turkey too
Everyone brought presents for you

But no one was watching what my gift was
Sips of grampas whiskey to give u a buzz!
Yes i'm guilty u mightof just thunk
I got my little brother drunk

I'm not as evil as u might rip
He actually outdid me sip for sip
I'm not entirely all at fault you wish
My brother, even then, drank like a fish

Dinner was served and wow what a feast!
We desecrated and devoured that turkey beast
cranberry sauce and punkin pie
I ate so much i thought i'd die

But oh when i looked over at Chris
He wasn't smiling or filled with bliss
No, he was quoted, still to this day
With just one phrase did he quickly say

'Tammie, i feel sick' he blurted out
I turned to watch the fountain Spout!
He barfed all over the beautiful spread
And then he dropped his entire head

Onto his plate as fast as anyone i've seen
I laughed so hard i ripped my spleen
I fell out of my chair i laughed so hard
It didn't even hurt when my mom punched my card

If you don't believe my Thanksgiving write
I swear on the bible it happened that night
I was 10 my brother was 8
I swear he barfed all over his plate
I swear as sure as i write this rhyme
His head then fell flat into the slime!