Funny Fairy Tales: Rapunzel Poem by Roann Mendriq

Rapunzel stuck in her tower,
Sang one song for half an hour;

She didn't even know the words,
But no one heard her but the birds;

She let her hair down literally,
That mice might keep her company;

But here's the twist, don't tell her please,
Her hair began to smell of cheese...

That small mice carry in each claw,
That fused her hair like clumps of straw;

And oh! It reeked of something stale,
For miles around, beyond the dale;

Rapunzel, she never guessed,
She never knew her hair was messed;

Now, when the Prince climbed up her braid,
His heart grew still, he grew afraid;

"What in Heavens is that stink? '
He couldn't speak, he couldn't think!

As he climbed, it grew more stronger,
He couldn't bear it one bit longer;

'Ahhh! ', He yelled in agony,
'This putrid strench is killing me! '

He fainted then, and down he fell,
Into the brambles with the smell;

The kindly mice, they would not snitch,
They blamed the awful, wicked witch!

"She pushed him down! She pushed him down! "
They squeaked the tale, all over town;

But you know better...(wink, wink wink! ! !)
The fainted Prince, fell with the stink!

Moral: Everyone has weaknesses, even pretty Princesses! C