Greasy Fingers You Don'T Need 'Em Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Would you give up your midnight snack,
Knowing you should not do that?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Would you give bad habits back,
If it widened you with fat?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Would you minimize your woes,
If you chose not to buy new clothes?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Would you get down on the floor,
Exercising even more?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

If you really want to feel real good,
You've gotta work your butt...
Off!
No diets you can take,
Will erase those pounds you make.
To leave,
You...
Happier each day.
And determining to stay,
That way.

Greasy fingers you don't need 'em!

Would you give up your midnight snack,
Knowing you should not do that?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Would you give bad habits back,
If it widened you with fat?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

If you really want to feel real good,
You've gotta work your butt...
Off!
No diets you can take,
Will erase those pounds you make.
To leave,
You...
Happier each day.
And determining to stay,
That way.

Greasy fingers you don't need 'em!
One day you'll lick,
And pay.

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Would you give up your midnight snack,
Knowing you should not do that?
Would you give bad habits back,
If it widened you with fat?

Oh oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh...
Ooo.

Ewww!