Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

This has been a year of fraud, fifteen minutes of fame,
(As quoted by Andy Warhol)
More likely 15 weeks of fame, inflation is to blame.
Bernie Madoff has had his name in the spotlight,
Nadya Suleman, the octomom, had her share,
The ''Balloon Boy' blew his parent's story wide open,
His mouth gave the 'story' away in plain sight.
Now it comes to a couple, who attended the first White House dinner this year.
Tareq and Michaele Salahi crashed the party last week.
The couple surrounded themselves with 'Who's Who' with cheer.
Hollywood and Washington D.C. were present in all facets at the dinner.
Among the gourmet food and fine wine, the couple thought they would be a winner.
This 'con' couple, entails a cornucopia of shady dealings,
From Oasis Wineries to parking tickets,
They are a couple of 'wanna be's',
The couple are involved with pipe dreams,
Their minds are in a swamp full of mud, fog and heavily shrouded by 'con' thickets.
They rubbed shoulders with Vice-President Joe Biden and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
This was a breach of security, De-De-De.
Tareq and Michaele are facing charges,
Maybe they'll get their own REALITY TV series maybe publish a book.
(By the way, they only have less than two years to promote their book on Oprah)
Jon and Kate plus eight is gone so someone has to pick up the slack.
May be I could get a tux and Judy a gown, throw on some 'bling',
Proceed to next State Dinner and visit Michelle and Barack.

11-27-09