Halo 3 Style Parody Of Kesha's Tick Tock Poem by David Knox

Tick Tock
Wake up in the morning feeling like Tsquared
Got my glasses. I’m going online
I’m gonna hit the power button!

Before I leave brush my teeth with a can of Dr. Pepper
Cause when I game you know I ain’t going out!
I’m talking BR-ing all my foes, foes
Trying on Recon armor, an striking a pose, pose
Boys dropping from my meele blows, blows
Cause I’ll be playing my favorite Cd
Pulling up to bungie with marty
Trying to get a little bit warmed-up

Don’t stop
Make it pop
Blow their heads up
Tonight Imma fight until I see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the killing sprees won’t stop
Woah oh oh oh DOUBLE KILL
Woah oh oh oh TRIPLE KILL
Don’t stop
Make it pop
Going for the over with a sniper headshot
Blow their heads up
Tonight Imma fight until I see the black screen
Tick tock on the clock
But the frenzies won’t stop
Woah oh oh oh DOUBLE KILL
Woah oh oh oh TRIPLE KILL
Ain’t got a care in the world, but I got plenty of BR ammo
Ain’t got no rockets in the chamber but I’m already here… OVERKILL!
Now the dudes are lining up for autographs cause they hear we got swagger
But we’ll kick to the curb unless they look like MC with that reach dagger
I’m talking about everybody meeting their doom, dooms
Boys trying touch my boom booms
Gonna smack in the back if he getting too cocky, cocky

Now, now we goin till they 4 down, down
Until we capped and got the crown crown
Po po shut us down
Don’t stop
Make it pop
With a sniper headshot
Tonight Imma fight until I see the black screen
Tick tock on the clock
But riots don’t stop
Woah oh oh oh DOUBLE KILL
Woah oh oh oh TRIPLE KILL
Don’t stop
Make it stop
With the sniper headshot: EXTERMINATION!
Tonight imma fight until I see the black screen
Tick tock on the clock
But the rampages don’t stop
Woah oh oh oh DOUBLE KILL
Snipedown, you stole my triple kill
Why you gotta break me down?
My heart it pounds
Yeah you got him: (
I was reloading
You got him
You got that kill
Can’t believe you shot him

You steal my kills!
Why breaking my spree?
My heart it pounds, cause you stole him
You got him with one shot
So you show me what you got
Cause we winning this tournament,
this ain’t swat
So step it up
So step it up
Now the game don’t start till I walk in
Don’t stop
Make it pop
With a sniper headshot
Tonight imma fight until I see the black screen
Tick tock on the clock
But the untouchables don’t stop
Don’t stop
Make it pop
With a BR headshot