He Cheats Poem by Randy McClave

They said that he was an excellent golfer
And that he was an excellent scholar,
And that he's an excellent businessman
He always has a plan.

I was then asked my very thought
My truth and investigation they had sought,
This is what I then honestly did say
That man doesn't even help others, or pray.

He cheats on his income tax
Which is one of his many sinful acts,
He never pays what he actually owes
I'm surprised he doesn't have a 4 foot nose.

He cheated on his every wife
Everyday of their life,
Even when one wife was giving birth to their child
With another woman he went wild.

He cheated on the military draft
Which he did with a smirk and laughed,
Someone else then served in his place instead
His thinking, "Better then than me dead."

He cheated on all of his exams and tests
In school and in all physicians and psychiatric requests,
He wants others to believe he's smart and has intelligence
All they learned was of his stupidity and negligence.

He cheated on his business associates
With cheers and jeers and with no regrets,
They accused and sued him for stealing their ideal
He exclaimed cheating was just the art of the deal.

His life was created by his cheating
And for its constant repeating,
I then laughed and I did also scoff
I exclaimed, "he is a cheater and he even cheats at Golf".

Randy L. McClave