Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

A 72-year old man is at the center of fight,
Two women were dating him at the same time,
He must’ve had a bagful of Enzyte,
It was the Dayton, Ohio where Harry Chapin sang about the tailor,
Edith Mitchell,78, was sitting in her car with her beau,
When the second woman,73, came and said,
“Hey Bi@$h, you with my man, get out of that car.'
The woman started beating Mitchell with her fists,
Mitchell got her gun and the other snapped from her possibly by bending her wrists,
The other woman pulled the trigger,
Other reports said Mitchell pulled the trigger,
However, in any event, it misfired.
“I’m too old for this, that’s all I can say” Mitchell told the radio station WHIO.
God works in mysterious ways, through a fight?
I can’t wait to the entire re-enactment on Cheater’s some night.

(3-25-09)