Ted Sheridan

Her Laundry List - Poem by Ted Sheridan

Curtains were made
to conceal ugly people's nudity
Matchsticks were made to
scratch the inside of your ears
(doctors warn against this practice)
Fishing poles were made
to poison a man's ambition
Carpeting was made to cover dirt floors
Television was made to sell crap
Newspapers were written to wrap the crap in
Welfare was made to keep people dependent on crap

And finally
I was made to be yours
Socks worn more than three days were meant to be thrown away
and so therefore you weren't made to be mine

Logic....who said anything about Logic?

Comments about Her Laundry List by Ted Sheridan

  • (3/18/2007 7:44:00 PM)

    explaining the mistake made

    great read for those
    who know but can’t express it
    to those they use to love
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  • (2/9/2007 1:22:00 PM)

    Interesting thought process...love the last line!
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Poem Submitted: Friday, February 9, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, January 11, 2011

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