Hog Farmer Poem by Dorsey Baker

The hog farmer came out of his farmhouse
Angry one morning tired of hog farming
He decided to open the gate
And let them loose
And that's exactly what he did
And just as soon as they were freed
They began to run
Knocking over
Everything in sight
Moving fast in every direction
Never knew hogs could move so fast!
Then they decide to turn back
Heading straight for the hog farmers house
The farmer
He quickly ran back into his house
Grabbed a shot gun off the wall
And started to shoot
But there was just too many
Of them
Neighbors found the hog farmer
Two days later
Lying dead upon the ground
Where his farmhouse once was!