Hoover's Own...Ingenious Kind....Of A Way Poem by James B. Earley

Sadistic........maneuvers
......Of J. Edgar Hoover
Loathed...even still to this day
....Would've long uncovered
Trump's secrets....hidden undiscovered
....Hoover had his own particular way

Congressional residents
......Even......The President
Feared the scope and depth of the man
Evidence he had on 'em
.......Potentially the mayhem
Hoover had the scoundrels in his hands

....Through ingenious maneuvers
The name J. Edgar Hoover...
Loathed.....even still to this day
....All Washington stayed the line
Everybody kissing...his behind....
He had his own sordid kind of a way

Though despicable his cause
......Despite.....all his flaws
If Hoover's ghost still walked the Halls
Its current group of "residents"
....Both...Congress and President
Today's rancor wouldn't be evident at all

....Through sadistic maneuvers
The name J. Edgar Hoover....
Memories feared....even still to this day
........No one fucked with "his" FBI
One simple reason why....
Hoover's own...ingenious kind...of a way