How Often Do You Bat Your Eyes? Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Can you explain to us,
With clarity...
How you were able to do that,
And this.
And that.
And this.
And that.
And still leaving us to believe,
We had our eye on you.
With many of us agreeing,
We saw you do absolutely nothing...
You have claimed to have done.

'Oh...
They are not 'claims'.
Those are facts!
That's why I've listed them...
In an order,
To make my efforts...
Easy for you to tract.
Have you discovered an embellishment?
Or an exaggeration stated with false content? '

Nooooo...
We have not!

'Then why are you on my path taking up my time? '

We just can not understand amongst ourselves...
How you have found the time to do this!

'Let me ask you this question? '

By all means,
Go ahead.

'How did you do these things? '

How often do you bat your eyes?