Smack Thompson

Rookie (February 14th,1971 / Athens Georgia)

How's This For Breaching Your Comfort Zone? - Poem by Smack Thompson

Everyone says they'll never do it
but most give in

Lining up the young/pretty boys
and the ugly ones too -
at a place down in -Portland-
they call.Vasoline Alley.

Man I'll tell you you clinch
your hands
amongst other things
the first time they drive up
greasy fat businessmen
with wedding rings on their
fingers

Losers too inept to get a real date
They make a pick like playground
sports 'cept getting picked last ain't
as crushing.

They take you home
and hey...
food shelter and a bath ain't too bad
the rest?

Well it only hurts at first/
and you get used to it.

-sent from his iPhone


Comments about How's This For Breaching Your Comfort Zone? by Smack Thompson

  • Bulletcookie 2017 (1/27/2012 11:32:00 PM)


    At Penn State they are connoisseurs as opposed to the King's Buffet you speak of. In both cases it is a sad State of the Nation address. (Report) Reply

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  • (1/25/2012 3:06:00 PM)


    lol bro his iPhone not mine
    sometimes they give out track phones but i dont have one
    just something i thought would be funny so i added it
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  • Jonny Brackney (1/25/2012 1:51:00 PM)


    other than butt sex. i'm not sure what Vaseline is used for... P.S. homeless guys have iPhones? (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, January 25, 2012



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