James McLain

Gold Star - 58,943 Points (1958 - / From Tampa Florida And Still Living Near By)

I Am So Fat - Poem by James McLain

i am so fat that when i sit
you must use both hands
to hold them up or at least
untill i am seated.
i am so fat that you forget under which
fold you left your candy bar
i am so fat that when they think it is
peanut butter it is only an old plastic jar
they you filled so that your one special friend
thinks it is and the mustache is really and
i'm not responsible for that.
i am so fat that that when you try and i think
you do it more for kicks that your whole
arm disappears and reappears with more
or less what it went in for and then there's.
and if you are real fat and i am so fat then
no one would really see any thing, but that and more....

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Poem Submitted: Friday, October 23, 2009

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