I Hate T-Shirts And Jeans Poem by Paula Glynn

I don't like jeans,
I don't like T-shirts,
I don't like trainers,
I don't like the slouchy look,
Where the look is lazy,
And ill put together,
Jeans and T-shirts boring,
When worn every day,
Even when in sunny weather,
The sun hot in the sky,
Too hot for those heavy jeans,
Because fashion must be believed,
And every design seen.

I like dresses,
Both long and short,
In every colour of the rainbow,
Every design that can be bought,
I love dresses of lace and silk,
And also dresses made,
Of comforting cotton,
And wonderful wool.

I like skirts,
Both long and short,
Whether office style,
Nightlife or summer sun,
Because jeans are dull and boring,
Never do I put them on in the morning,
I am sick to death of T-shirts,
That old look to get worse and worse,
For T-shirts are history,
And I am beautiful and in vogue,
Always doing it right,
And always a wonderful sight.