'I Have A Tiny Hinny' Poem by Linda Winchell

I have a tiny hinny,
One would never know it’s there,
Most people when they first see my hinny,
Say, that’s sure a cute tiny derriere’”.

Mom says I got my hinny from her side,
But dad says, she wishes she did,
Seems Mom’s hinny has gotten out of control,
From all those wasted calories and what they give.

I hope that when I grow up some day,
That my tiny hinny stays with me,
But for now I’ll just appreciate it,
Because I’m only three!

By: Linda Winchell