I'M A Virgin-A Dark Madonna Parody Poem by Ramona Thompson

I won't give in to the wildness
The wildness of my youth
Somehow I'll make it through
Somehow I'll hold onto it
Won't lose it
Till I find you

I won't give in to the heat
The heat of my own osgamic fantasys
I'll leave it intact
A part of me complete
I won't be had
Not by my own hand or any other man but one
None other but you
That's who I wanna do
So hard
So fast
So slow
So right
Doin' it till we're both black and blue
I want you to make me feel
Yeah make me feel
Sexy hot
Shiny and new
Just like a first time whore for cash
I want you to teach this a....
This virgin a... of mine

Yeah I'm a virgin
Giving it to you
Only you
For the very first time
I'm a virgin
Searchin'
Just searchin'
For a heart to beat
So close
So crazy out of control
Naked
Next to mine

Gonna give it all a much older man
Don't want no clumsy attempts
From one too young
Got me losing my heat fast
So lover I'll be saving it all for you
'Cause I know
Yours is the only errection that can make
That can make the lovin' last

It's gonna be all right
It's gonna be just fine I know
When I become yours
And you become mine
So strong
So bold
No holdin' back
The wanton in me
At last the ice queen will be thawed out
No longer scared and cold
Thanks to you
My sweet virginity taker

Yeah I'm a virgin
Giving it to you
Only you
For the very first time
I'm a virgin
Searchin'
Just searchin'
For a heart to beat
So close
So crazy out of control
Naked
Next to mine

Woah, woah, oh, woah
It's gonna be all right
It's gonna be oh so fine
Me for you
You for me
No mistaking
No regretting
For a short period of time
We will share in this red hot love affair
So that you can make me feel
Make me feel
Yeah like I never have before
This time nothing to be hidden away
I wanna play the part
The part of your virgin whore

Yeah I'm a virgin
Giving it to you
Only you
For the very first time
I'm a virgin
Searchin'
Just searchin'
For a heart to beat
So close
So crazy out of control
Naked
Next to mine

I'm a virgin, ooh
I'm a virgin
Achin' to take you
Feel you inside
Where no other man has ever scored before
Than, oh yes, than my darling when it's over
You can join the rest

The rest whose hearts I keep
In all these pretty glass jars upon my desk
Where forever more I will hold you and you will love me
Never ever to leave me
Out in the cold
Like all your other virgin lovers before

Ooh, baby
Can't wait to hear your heartbeat
For the very last time