I Wont Be Renewing My Love At All Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

I Wont Be Renewing My Love At All



I wont be renewing my love at all.
To me it's over-rated.
I hate to even make it.

I wont be renewing my love at all.
Oh-oh...
No no!

I'll be happy with a cat and glad of that!
It wont have painted nails,
Or sit around getting fat.

I wish I could trade you for a new Cadillac.
Oh-oh,
I'd be ready to go!
And I wont be renewing my love at all.
Oh-oh...
No no!

I wont sit around to watch your thick hips jiggle.
Or try to wiggle into jeans you know are too little.
I can't look at you because you look like a fool.
You'd be a big hit on YouTube!

You've made spandex your best catch yet.
There are no holes located...
When it's stretched around your weight.

I remember when we dated,
I had chased you for 'some'.
But those days from us have passed.
And I don't want 'none'.

I wont be renewing my love at all.
Oh-oh...
No no!

I wont sit around to watch your thick hips jiggle.
Or try to wiggle into jeans you know are too little.
I can't look at you because you look like a fool.
You'd be a big hit on YouTube!

I wont be renewing my love at all.
To me it's over-rated.
I hate to even make it.

I wont be renewing my love at all.
I'll be happy with a cat,
And glad of that!
Oh-oh...
I gotta go!

'If you're going near the store,
Bring me back a bag of chips! '

I remember when we dated,
I had chased you for 'some'.
But those days from us have passed.
And I don't want 'none'.

'If you're going near the store,
Bring me back a bag of chips!
Everytime you talk about us dating,
I get the munchies.
Don't you? '

I wont sit around to watch your thick hips jiggle.
Or try to wiggle into jeans you know are too little.
I can't look at you because you look like a fool.
You'd be a big hit on YouTube!

'Will you stop teasing and go get me those chips! '

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