If Good Ol'E Beethoven Had Ever Know'D My Wife? Poem by Michael Gale

What is Beethoven doing inside his grave these days? ...
He's just decomposing.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Did you know that Beethoven's work in music was really seriouse and grave? ...
Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!
At least Beethoven was not weigh over weight and listed in the Guiness World Record Book as being have to had been buried in a
piano case after death. Get it? (weigh over weighed instead of way
over weight.) Heh! Heh! Heh!
Did ya know i'm going ta write a song about my wife? ...
It's sung to Willie Nelson's 'On The Road Again'.
It goes something like this-'I'm on the phone again, Can't wait ta get on the phone again.Every time i spend my waking days-I'm constantly on the phone again. On the phone again-Down that talking highway, my way. On the phone again, Can't wait ta yak off'a my head again.
Gossip's on it's way-to my day.The phone bill i'll have ta reluctantly pay,
my say, my way, my day'...
Ha! Ha! Ha!