I'm a farter,
I've been a farter all my life.
I try too keep it in, but,
it hurts and does not feel very nice.
when I release it,
it makes me feel, just fine.
And When, some one says,
who's done that?
I deny it's one of mine! !
So it was you then! You always doing that, fart then say not it wasnt me. Are you really a poet? Where are you coming from you sound so brave you know?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
line 3: " too" or " to" ? Maybe " try too hard to keep it in" ? ? Poor Pamela! " feel just fine" you got that right, sister! ! Does anyone NOT " deny it" ? ? hee-hee bri :)