In The Begunning Poem by Ima Ryma

Many of the pro gunnites say
Tiz a God given right to bear
Arms - cuz such is the divine way
To prove that God does really care.
But checking the whole Bible out,
Mention of guns does not appear.
Must be an oversight - no doubt!
New Bible printings need make clear
That God gave guns so that the Earth
Would have a better shot at sin.
Adam and Eve (for what it's worth)
Packed, after kicked out of Eden.

Genesis needs to be revised.
Guns deserve God's blessing - surprised!