In The Heat Of The Spite Poem by Ima Ryma

Barbie Doll discovered the fact
That Ken had been cheating on her
In breach of his Mattel contract,
An unforgiving sin for sure.
This could cause a bad p.r. stink.
The Barbie brand could take a hit,
A gray cloud o'er her world of pink.
She needed to remedy it.
So to Barbie Dollhouse she did bid
Ken to come for a bite to eat.
Plastic melted as quarreling did
Get out of hand in furied heat.

Stop scandal, what did Barbie do?
Ate Ken up in a barbecue.