Internet Women Poem by Alexander Shaumyan

Gina lives in Florida,
Next to some Nicole
Who's dating Eric
With an artistic soul.

Heather likes to gossip
About some kinky Liz-
A real sexoholic,
Who really likes to please.

Ashley looks fantastic
In her birthday suit-
Is it any wonder
She is everyone's pursuit?

Stephany is blogging
About another ex,
Giving tips to everyone
On the joys of sex.

Jenna is a lesbian-
Forget about her-
Better talk to Courtney
Who'll make you purr.

Pamela looks tasty
For someone of sixteen-
Look for someone older
If you know what I mean.

Well endowed mothers
With some racy pics
Blog about literature
And Realpolitik.

Is it any wonder
That I'm so shy? -
With so many choices,
With so many lies.

Maybe it is Nadja,
Amber, Jill or Kate,
To give me inspiration
For another day.

Jessica is dazzling,
Kimberly's a star,
Looking so sexy,
Yet living so far.

If I lived in Texas,
Would you love me still?
Would we still be kissing
In beautiful Brazil?

In the streets of Italy,
Or in German bars,
Would you be my lover
If I had no car?

Would you whisper softly
Every single day:
'Mi amor, te quiero'
In some small cafe?

Yes, these streets are lovely,
Like these passing cars,
Like these lonely strangers,
Smiling from afar.

January 14,2009