Is Peter Pansy An Edibly Sticky Flower? Poem by Michael Gale

Is Peter Pansy a sticky edible flower? ...
Will i live to see the next breathable hour?
Can i spray starch upon my noodles? ...
I like weiner dogs, not ugly French poodles.
Are pop tarts an easy hooker to lay? ...
Will i live to play another day?
Is Raggedy Anne real torn with holes? ...
Will my life become evident of real worthy goals?
How can i get drunk drinking Near Beer? ...
This last idea, appears to others to be silly and queer.
Can one person find Marsh Mellows inside a marsh? ...
Criticism by others at times may seem too harsh.
Can i only buy French toast in France? ...
Is it true, that i can only have uncles and not any ants?
I only believe in cans, and not stupid old can'ts.