Jack And Jill Poem by Ima Ryma

Jack and Jill went onto a beach,
And found a little boat to sail.
Jack was sure that the two could reach
China, thought just like a dumb male.
Jack said his arms hurt, so Jill had
All the hard rowing to do.
Jack was happy and Jill was sad.
Emotions differed 'tween the two.
Then Jack decided that he would
Take a quick dip to have some fun,
Not knowing in the neighborhood
He was seen by a jawsome one.

Jill watched the shark chew up poor jack,
Then decided, time to sail back.