Jeeeeeze, Geek! Poem by Barry Van Allen

Jeeeeeze, Geek!



I feel so superior,
I am smarter than Bill Gates,
because I know what a clock is!

He and his big company,
can write the code that make computers do,
- - - what computers do,
but, apparently, he does not know ,
what a watch does yet.

There are things that vary,
from one machine to next,
but, shouldn't code consider that,
with proper questions asked?

The download will take 15 minutes,
... BUT, in 14 minutes - - -
it will take 45 ! ...
THEN 85 - - - , THEN 2 !

The good news is ...
I will live forever! ,
- - - or maybe 30 seconds!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Diane Violet 25 November 2007

Good one Barry, another one of those little annoying things in life! Hugs, Diane

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Chuck Audette 21 November 2007

hahah! Good point! I'll give you a 10 for making it. No, an 8. Maybe a 9. Oop, sorry, blue screen of death time. -chuck

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Dee Daffodil 12 November 2007

Yes...I know what you mean Barry...I feel your pain! . I absolutely detest waiting around while the computer does it's thing...whether it be...a virus scan...or...download! Very annoying! Great idea for a poem. Hugs, Dee

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Cheryl Lynn Moyer-peele 11 November 2007

Barry - Or maybe 30 seconds can be forever............... Cheryl (Lost in time)

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Barry Van Allen 11 November 2007

To Venice Angel, Not only did you not get it ... It seems that you did not get it twice, I would have explained about Bill Gates, except, you do not receive messages either! Strange approach.

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