Santa Clause scratched his head,
and thought, ‘Through a time-portal
we must have sped
because when I look around
I see that dinosaurs abound.'
Rudolph's nose was a lighter red
and showed he suffered a little dread.
‘Let me steer to a safe place
and think what to do before
I bump into the head of a giant dinosaur.'
So, Santa steered the sled to a nice ledge,
making soothing sounds for his reindeer.
‘I've got presents to deliver to all the children dear;
I can't afford to be over here.'
Circling out of the sun some leather-winged
Pterodactyl-types descended
towards their favorite perch.
The reindeer were spooked at the
swooping shadows and took off right there,
throwing Santa back into his comfy chair.
The long-beaked flying reptiles could only stare;
they didn't know what to make of this flying affair.
‘I think I know what we must do, ' said Santa.
‘Where we came in we may find the portal
still open, and through it we'll pass,
hopefully near Hoboken.
So, quickly they flew,
dodging a Brachi or two, and
soon they were hovering in the air
looking here and there.
‘See that shimmery thing,
like a Mistletoe ring.'
Through it they went
having enough time spent
in the Jurassic period
which was a little weird.
Sadly, Santa and the deer
emerged in the Cretaceous;
where a T-Rex voracious
ate them up, I fear.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Funny poem - keep them coming.
Thanks! :)