Ken Poem by James McLain

This baby boy was born Ken the most unusual way.
One doll of many which I never show, you know.
Unlike Barbie whom can only pee.
Ken also loves to drink one percent milk.
Ken was taught to properly speak legal ease.
Ken pissed and pissed and pissed and you know.
Number two and you and two.
Ken urinates urine and colors of the rainbow and you?
Barbie is a hoarder most are bipolar to.
Ken through her stove out,
but kept the iron because Ken has muscles a beard and you.
The wee little lipstick blueberry candy a miniature of you and.
Then puberty in private these thoughts through his head.
Barbie ran with the magic of sweet painted lips and Ken.
Kens nose was much larger than Barbies it possesses.
Those that were Barbies are Kens and kisses and you.