Knight Poem by Theorem The Truth Serum

I wonder what it would be like
to be an honorable knight
Who fought for truth
and that is it

Who stayed away
from the political bullshit
Who only fought for his friends
But what would my wife think

I would have to leave them
Like a modern traveling business employee
But instead of a plane
I'd have a horse

I'd name him Goliath
He'd be as mighty as his name
He'd be a wild mustang
That I would tame

I'd carry a lance and a sword
A shield that was metal
And not a wooden board
I'd be Sir Lodwogo

But instead I am a poet
I can be anything I want
I can write myself
Into any situation

And I like it