Kumarmani Mahakul Latest Stats And Congratulations Sir. Poem by Shaun Cronick

Kumarmani Mahakul.
Congratulations on your latest stats!
12,586 visitors to your poets main page.
On 08/16/2020 Sunday.
There for everyone to see and behold in your stats.
Yesterday.
The Sabbath.
The day of rest.
What an incredible achievement good sir.
And when Poem Hunter was only blessed with just over 3,500 visitors.
Even more remarkable.
God certainly smiled on you yesterday.
But you only had,
121 visitors two days earlier.
What a shame.
Again there recorded for everyone to see on your stats.
Must have been God's day off.
Clearly He was busy elsewhere.
And I enjoyed reading your poem called...
Readers Make You Great In Rank.
Especially the stats in your poets notes section.
And I forgot to rate it,
For I was deliriously in a state of bliss after reading it.
You are truly great,
For you so thoroughly deserve your immense gargantuan ranking,
For being such a great, great poet,
And an honest poetry broker.
I wish you well sir.
And keep writing.
For you and your stats will probably double in size and stature.
And most deservedly,
Respectfully and,
So honestly so.
And congratulations once more!
And good sir,
Have a nice day.