Lady Penelope And Parker....No Strings Attached Poem by Shaun Cronick

Lady Penelope and chauffeur Parker we adore,
International Rescue they both secretly work for.
Tracking down spies wherever they do hide,
And defusing bombs in their casual stride.

Two special agents like chalk and cheese,
For Penelope loves pink it so does please.
And Parker once a safe cracker of high repute,
His loyalty to his Lady she can never dispute.

He drives a pink Rolls Royce named FAB 1,
And behind its radiator hides a machine gun.
He is Penelope's butler in her posh stately home,
And when trouble comes a'calling off they roam.

It always a puppet master called The Hood,
An odious mastermind always up to no good.
But Lady Penelope and Parker save the day,
Preventing all evil having its wicked way.

So many adventures exploits and tales to tell,
Always ending in explosions of a high decibel.
We amaze at how Penelope and Parker do the right thing,
With no strings attached to the loving memories they bring.

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