NOTE: Let me submit 10 more jokes for your lighter moments over the PH.Thank you for reading and enjoying the first 10 jokes.
1. A Lybian national came to one of the neighbouring countries to get one of his teeth removed. Then the doctor asked him, ' Why have you come all the way to our country for this? ' And he replied, ' Don`t you know that we have no freedom to open our mouth in our country? '
2. A seriously ailing patient to a doctor, ' I can`t bear it any more, I would like to die'. The doctor replied, ' Be assured, you have come to the right place for it'.
3. One of the great speakers to another, 'If I get a good topic, I can speak up to five hours non-stop'. The other man said, ' Is it so, but I can speak for more than ten hours even if I don`t have any topic to speak about'.
4. The first man Adam to creator God, 'Why did you create Eve my lady so beautiful? ' God to Adam, ' So that you will love her so much'. Then Adam further asked, ' Okay, then why did you make her very stupid too? ' God replied, 'So that she might love you very much'.
5. One man to another, 'My wife has a very bad habit, she visits every pub up to midnight'. The other asked, ' Is she such an addict to drinks? ' The man replied, ' It is not that, she visits every pub to find out where I am drinking at'.
6. A mental patient to his new doctor who has joined in duty recently, ' Doctor, you are far better than the old doctor and we like you much'. The pleased Doctor with a smile, ' Oho, how is that? ' The patient to the doctor, ' You are just like one among us'.
7. A Japanese tourist to an Indian driver, 'Damn it your cars run very slow.., our cars run at a minimum speed of 120 every time'. Later a heavy car bill was given to the tourist. Then he asked the driver, 'Why such a big bill for a short trip? ' The driver replied, 'What to do sir, the meter reader of this car was made in your country'.
8. Wife to husband, ' It is liquor, liquor alone which spoiled you'. Husband replied, ' Thank you dear, at last you have accepted that it is not I who spoiled me'.
9. A youngster to another, ' It seems most of the girls don`t want to get married these days'. The other asked, 'How do you know it? ' The first youngster replied, ' I asked many of them to marry me, but not even a girl has consented to marry me! '
10. Physics teacher to the student, ' Why does a ball that is thrown unto the sky come back to the earth? ' A student replied, ' Because there is no one in the sky to play with it'.
Ha Ha Ha.....Beautiful one..4 and 5 th I loved it..Good for laughs..
Madam Valsa, Joseph sir is there to take you to the other movies at least! My wife never takes me to any movie at all! ha, ha.... Please, seek his permission while dubbing the substandard as comedy..
All these jokes give a chance to laugh profusely! Do you know, my husband usually refuses to take me to comic movies! He feels inhibited when I laugh watching the comedian's joke's..! ! (to him 'substandard'! !) I love 4,5,6,7 and 9. The 9th one sounds so very natural.... Thanks Dinesh! !
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
wonderful write, thanks. I like it.