He was an old coot who was very smooth and sometimes rude.
A lot of people thought that he was very lewd.
He loved to pinch pretty women on the butt.
Some of them thought that he was a nut.
He had gotten a lot of slaps in the face.
But this did not stop his pinching butts taste.
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