(limerick)Intro To A Tom Swifty # 686
I had losht the darn key to the house
And I tried to be quiet as a mouse
As I jimmied the door
(I had qualified for
conditional state of a souse)
said Tom..... ENTER-PRISINGLY
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Or not at all. (Not that I know from experience,)
I think two Tom Swiftys a day is about right