Listgate Poem by Ima Ryma

The Feds have enjoined Santa Claus
From listing who's naughty or nice,
Charging this breaks federal laws -
An illegal profile device.
Santa Claus must cease kid listing
Or face the full wrath of D.C.
All the alphabets insisting
In compliance Santa must be.
The IRS, the EPA,
The DOJ, the FBI -
All telling Santa to obey
A Santa spokes elf did reply,

'The Feds got Santa Claus real pissed.'
'He's taking names for a hit list.'