Little Old Blue Haired Wrinkled And Hairy Upper Lipped Women. Poem by Michael Gale

Wrinkled top lips is what does gross out a man in time...
That should be a woman's own crime.
Hairy mustached upper lips...
Can at times make it hard for women to drink or sip.

Will the slippery liquid just skip as slip? ...
Will the liquid make a woman choke and gasp?
Waxed skin does hurt that woman...
Should she be drafted by a circus ring man's laughter showman.

Look at that real hairy lip...
Oh, oh, i thought i whispered, not verbally slipped.
I once had a substitute femaled teacher with blue hair....
The only thing that did to me was really startle and scare.

Some women must spend a small fortune in disposable razors...
After this poem is read, i'll bet that the purchases by hairy blue haired and wrinkled top lipped women will be changed to electrical tsazers.