Loo-Ney Time.! Poem by guy lipmore

Loo-Ney Time.!

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Is it a tourist attraction, ?
Loads of action.!
Easy to forget,
Its only a public toilet.
Is everyone dying for a pee?
The entire village wanting a wee.!
Maybe they've nothing to do,
Do they all think, 'Oh I'll pop out to the loo.'!
They're maybe nicking bog rolls! ! ,
Pretending to go for strolls!
Are all of them'spending a penny'?
Saving water in they're own lavatory!

Seemingly from miles around they flock,
The blooding road they'll block.
Are there no toilets where they live.?
Something has to give.
The bloody sewers will collapse,
A solution is needed perhaps.
Pose as an attendant,
Charge them for a'penny spent.'
Say a couple of pound.
Make them think! Before calling around..

'Out of order'sign on the door,
Burst pipe, flooded floor.
Petition, get it knocked down,
Good idea, it does sound,
Just want a quiet street, ,
Whilst on my computer seat,
From my window payne,
Don't want to complain.! ! !

Monday, October 1, 2012
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
An observation of a public toilet whilst on the computer, through the window, there was a hive of activity, people coming and going in and out it, as you can see, it is a bit embellished!

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08/07/09
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Karen Sinclair 01 October 2012

great fun and title....i don't know what it is but i love poetry about the objects poetry normally avoid, unlike the crowds...tyvm karen

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