On the twelfth week of the season Man United sent to me
Twelve Rooneys lunging,
Eleven Rios sulking,
Ten Ronaldos diving,
Nine dodgy penalties,
Eight offside goals,
Seven Fergie tantrums,
Six extra minutes,
Five fluky wins.
Four fouling Scholeses,
Three jammy titles,
Two lucky cups
And a million pound signing on fee.
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