Manoizer Poem by Ramona Thompson

Rewrite Ramona Style of Britney Spear's Womanizer

Poetry superstar
No matter who you are or where you're from
I know I can get you...goin'
Oh yeah
I got a clue or two about what I'm doin'
Love to play brand new
Try my hand at turning all the guys who are queer
It's just who I am, who I am, baby

Look at me
Never settling for just a pre-nup
Baby, I
Got you all acting as my puppets
With your desires stickin' up
Tryin' to fake you're a immune one
But inside your jeans you just can't hide
Lovin' 'em whenever I see 'em

Manoizer, man-manoizer, I'm a manoizer
Oh, manoizer, oh, I'm a manoizer, baby
I-I-I am
I-I-I am a
Manoizer, manoizer, manoizer, baby

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) I'll get ya...goin'
Cos I'm oh so charmin'
I'll make you wanna do it
All night long
I'm a manoizer

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) All you jealous ladies can call me crazy
I don't care
Cos no matter what you do
I'll still be driving all your boyfriends crazy
What more can I say?
I'm just a manoizer

Baby-O
No man alive can resist me
Got the swagger of a first rate champion
Too bad for you
I'll never settle for just one sweet companion
Some say that to have one too many must make it hard
Exactly the opposite
I find it just so easy, being who I am
Yeah, it's just who I am, baby

Lollipop
Must never mistake me for your sucker
Never think that I will fall for my latest victim
Settle down to be a wife and mother
Say it, play it just I wanna
So sorry babe, but I just gotta tell ya, warn ya
I'm never gonna love you
Never you, baby

Manoizer, man-manoizer, I'm a manoizer
Oh, manoizer, oh, I'm a manoizer, baby
I-I-I am
I-I-I am a
Manoizer, manoizer, manoizer, baby

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) I'll get ya...goin'
Cos I'm oh so charmin'
I'll make you wanna do it
All night long
I'm a manoizer

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) All you jealous ladies can call me crazy
I don't care
Cos no matter what you do
I'll still be driving all your boyfriends crazy
What more can I say?
I'm just a manoizer

Even if we both lived in two different worlds
I could still have you
Whenever, wherever I wanted you
(manoizer, manoizer, manoizer, manoizer)
I would make you feel so good
As your temporary girl
Your other girlfriend could try to stop us
But she would't be able to
Cos we would never never let
Cos I'm a grade A, picture perfect, never fail
Manoizer

Manoizer, man-manoizer, I'm a manoizer
Oh, manoizer, oh, I'm a manoizer, baby
I-I-I am
I-I-I am a
Manoizer, manoizer, manoizer, baby

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) I'll get ya...goin'
Cos I'm oh so charmin'
I'll make you wanna do it
All night long
I'm a manoizer

Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what I-ah-ah
What I am
Boy, I'm not even gonna try to front
I-I know just-just what-ah-ah
What I am
(spoken) All you jealous ladies can call me crazy
I don't care
Cos no matter what you do
I'll still be driving all your boyfriends crazy
What more can I say?
I'm just a manoizer

Manoizer, man-manoizer
I'm a manoizer
Oh, I'm a manoizer, oh, I'm a manoizer, baby

2008 Ramona Thompson