Master Chef Poem by Tom Billsborough
Master Chef
Rating: ★2.8
Damsons on the boil.
Jam the object. Missed a trick
Made a damson BRICK!
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mY ONE AND ONLY ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S DELICIOUS DAMSON JAM. LOST DAMSONS AND PAN! NEVER TRIED AGAIN.
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8/28/2026 2:45:47 AM # rel_20260827T145718Z_a0f1bd3
If at first you don't succeed, burn the house down. : -)
Rightt. check the insurance. Put the toast ON THE GRILL. dISAPPEAR for a few hours. Actually I married a burnt toast expert. Olympic medalist. Better unlock her handcuffs! Tom