Masters 2019 Day 1 Poem by Douglas Scotney

6 below is normally cold,
so they call it 6 under
where it's hot.

After 1, Brooks and Bryson lead the way -
Kuepka and DeChambeau.
Phil and Dustin are thereabouts
and sore-back, four back is Jason Day.

Rickie and Tiger are 2 under too
and one above them are Adam Scott
and a Thai with a name ending in 'barnrat':
would he play better...
does he play well because he's fat?

Former winners are form-exempt,
therefore often well over par.
10 over (not above) , and last,
is Angel Cabrera, the Argentine,
who won in 09 and was pipped
by Scott in 2013.