Matilda And Catilda Poem by Striding Fog

Once there was a girl named Matilda.
Her sister’s name was Catilda.
Catilda and Matilda did everything together.
They played on the swings and collected feathers.

One day, Matilda cried, “CATILDA I FOUND An ICECREAM CONE ON THE ROAD! ”
The next day, Catilda screamed, “MATILDA, MOM GAVE ME A TOAD! ”
The two girls grew envious and planned to wreck each other’s life.
Matilda made a bow and arrows, while Catilda found a knife.

That day they clashed, both of them crashed onto the floor.
“YOU BIG FAT BOAR.”
Then both of them burse in tears, “BUT BOARS ARE CUTE! ”
Suddenly they heard a train, CHUTE CHUTE…

The two little girls made a deal for another war.
Matilda found a hammer and Catilda played in the shore.
When the day come.
The big sound banged from the old drum.

Catilda pretend she forgot about the deal.
“CATILDA, THE DAY IS HERE! ” Cried Matilda with a squeal.
Catilda smirked and stole her sister’s hammer.
She chopped Matilda’s head in glamor.
And poor Mat got killed.