O these irritating gadgets
Are simply not fit for purpose!
They waste hours of my precious time.
And don't get me started
On inaccessible websites.
They are clearly the work of fools!
It's all about the money, not
Good etiquette or great service.
Planned obsolescence is the creed
Of modern business, technocrats
And their lackeys. Sometimes, the Luddite
In me, wishes gadgets were banned.
Yet we depend on them so much
These days it seems. More's the pity!