Mom's Christmas Gift Poem by Melissa Broomhead

it was christmas eve and i was excited
my brother was happy but i was delighted

i was sent to bed i said good night
i thought how unfair that isnt right

i tossed and i turned i couldnt sleep
i heard a noise so i went to creep

around the house to find the noise
as long as i dont wake up the little boys

i walked in the kitchen then the living room
there santa was i thought christmas so soon

except the noise was now loud i now can see why
santa was screwing my mom and i started to cry

i hurried back to bed without making a sound
mom's christmas gift early is what i found

its ok dont worry i got my revenge now
cause now santa's gotta pay child support -stupid lazy cow-

-broomhead-