This Is So Funny I Laughed While Writing It Lol Poem by Melissa Broomhead

This Is So Funny I Laughed While Writing It Lol

Rating: 1.9


he's been waiting for this his whole life...
he's wanted her for a long time...

he's finally going to lose his virginity...
he's dreamed about this for years...

he's been in a daze scince she told him it was tim...
he's bought all the condoms he could buy...

he's waiting impatiently for the time to pass...
he's going to become a man...

(she shows up)

he's almost riping her clothes off...
she's almost riping his clothes off...

they've been goig out for 5 years...
he's been waiting even longer...

he's got it all in a plan...
then she whispers 'i'm a man'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Francesca Johnson 13 July 2006

Oh, Melissa, this is hilarious, what a fantastic poem.....more pleeeease........ Love, Fran xx

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Molaire Jules 20 June 2007

I enjoy your humor, Keep it up! !

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Cassidy Thompson 11 December 2006

hahahaha... thats some messed up stuff. lol. it was funny though. where did you get an idea like that? lol. if it is true... is the guy scared for life. well, its a good one. thank you for the read... and the laugh. ~Cassidy Thompson~

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nah that aint write broom... that can offend sum ppl...thats just low

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Preeti - is here! 13 July 2006

I kinda knew what was coming..but neverthless it was a total LoL read~ Preets

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David Darbyshire 13 July 2006

Yes that is all to often in Amsterdam we are quit used to it here, but were you are I assumme it is different, hahahaha nice one Dave xxx

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