Mark Heathcote

Gold Star - 29,498 Points (22/03/66 / Manchester)

More Than One Side To An Argument (Satire) - Poem by Mark Heathcote

Some see white, some see black
Some grey, some are just out of whack!
Need a visit to their local quack…

On one-side of bed, there's amnesiac
On the other there's an insomniac
Couplings aren't made easier by zodiac.

Okay, so you want to scratch my back
Kiss my royal arse or counterattack!
But sorry, I'm just a nymphomaniac.

Cor blimey, I fancy that local lumberjack
But I don't want to give him a cardiac
I'll take the man by the ducks that quack.

I heard the ladies all call him The Anorak
He looks Goth, a-bit-kind of demoniac
But my guess is he's just lost the knack.

Maybe together we could play piggyback
Eat al fresco, and empty his haversack…
Uncover a sticky romance paperback.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 23, 2016

Poem Edited: Saturday, January 23, 2016

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