Paris Hilton

Ms Bernett

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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  • Art longoria (6/21/2019 6:24:00 PM)

    I understand your sarcasm in God in relation to the time of your life and the vaticans protocol in

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  • Dylan Jarrell (2/26/2015 4:38:00 PM)

    brilliant! fantastic structure of the words, letters, and many more combinations of certain items. keep on making hilarious poems

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  • James Niles (8/26/2007 1:57:00 PM)

    On Lydia's comment. A poem is in the ear of the beholder, unless he/she is deaf, then who knows what the hell it is. Perhaps it is in another sense, in which case do you think this 'poem' stinks?

    Paris, what are you doing in Australia? I thought it was a prison colony and that they had released you from prison? By the way, I'm going to Paris soon, Paris. Do you want to share a room at the Paris Hilton in France. My mom, Helen, is flying in from Lesbos and has expressed an interest in you. She swings both ways. I'm a good English tutor and am as conversant with body parts as I am the parts of speech. I'm also into reflexology and heaven knows I won't have any trouble finding your great big feet. I have references from the LA County Jail, the Harris County Jail, the Bastille, Ryker's Island, the Old Bailey; I've been a trouble maker since the 17th Century, the Dartmoor Hilton on the Hill, and my Herpes is in remission

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  • James Niles (8/23/2007 10:42:00 PM)

    This is brilliant work, the cymbalism, the hidden meanderings, the inept typing drill disguise. Oh, my God, this is gonna' win a Nobel prize. Paris, you've been hiding your light under a bushel, and here I thought you let it all hang out. I'm gonna' ask the cops, but I'll bet you can almost recite the alphabet backwards. We know you can't do it forwards.

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  • Wandering ScarletWandering Scarlet (8/5/2007 1:30:00 AM)

    does jon edward smoke stuff, how cudd he possibly like this trash WTFFF

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  • Wandering ScarletWandering Scarlet (8/5/2007 1:05:00 AM)

    this reminds me of the last time i sat on the throne, then got up and looked down behind me....

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  • Charlie Button (11/5/2006 4:39:00 PM)

    ... and Paris keep up the good work x

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  • Charlie Button (11/5/2006 4:37:00 PM)

    Poetry is personal. Just because you dont understand the context, doesnt mean you need to be rude. Peotry conveys emotion, and humour is part of our meagre human existence. If you had not heard of Miss Hilton before reading this I doubt you would have been so insulting.

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  • Richard Cock III (8/20/2006 8:47:00 PM)

    gives DADA a whole new meaning.

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  • Leo Lopes (7/31/2006 11:03:00 PM)

    C'mon girl.....now you're just takin up space

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  • Jon Edward (6/16/2006 10:27:00 AM)

    i liked this one nearly most of all, very creative

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  • Lydia Francese (6/6/2006 4:00:00 PM)

    THIS IS NOT A POEM! ! ! ! !

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  • Dustin Bennefield (6/5/2006 10:02:00 AM)

    don't get it? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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  • Keith GabouryKeith Gaboury (6/1/2006 12:47:00 AM)

    What? Did I miss something?

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