My Dark Side Of The Moon Poem by Ima Ryma

I fell asleep as I did lay
On the beach on my tummy so
I would get good sun of the day,
My back a golden tan to show.
I guess I fell asleep while there,
And only found out later that
My swim suit bottom I did wear
Was target of little bro brat.
With a pair of sharp scissors he
Cut my swim suit bottom in half,
So passing world was mooned by me.
Little bro brat did watch and laugh.

The dark side of my moon was turned,
And, ouch, my butt was red sun burned.