My Feelings Turtlely Poem by Ima Ryma

I find that I'm all by myself,
A turtle swimming around in
An aquarium on a shelf.
Outside humans, women and men,
You would think they'd understand that
All alone I'm a lonely guy.
Just coral in this habitat,
Pretty animals, but not my
Type for asking out on a date.
A female turtle would be swell,
And maybe turn into a mate,
With family of little shell.

I hope the humans out there send
To the pet shop for a girl friend.