Ramona Thompson


My Name Is Not Ramone - Poem by Ramona Thompson

One afternoon not too long ago
You started a rumor
A rumor that you just would't let go
Even when it go very out of control
Even when it threatened to destory both our lives
Now all I wanna do is kick your a...
Because of how long you have let this war drag on
Because of how long you have made my headaches last
You giant pain in my a...

Now girl you know I don't believe
A damn word that you say
When you tell me
Your tongue slipped that easily
I know you think I'm overreacting and that I ought to just let it just be
But get it right
Next time
That's the end of you

My name is not Ramone
So watch what you say and to who
If you keep on lyin'
Then I'll be on my way
On my way to your hometown to kick your no good little a...
Don't wanna hear anymore about Ramone
Whoever the hell that guy really is
He's got nothing on me
A real 100 percent lady
So show some respect
For the genius that I bestow
My name is not Ramone

No, no, no, no, no
Get it right

Last night
When you thought that I was deep asleep and unaware
Lost in a dream
You logged online to hatch a brand new evil scheme
Spreading wildfire rumors about my gayness and torrid embraces
Then you saw my name on your computer screen
And you froze in place
Never to be the same

Now girl you know I never knew
My heart could hate so cold and furiously
I know you think I'm overreacting and that I ought to just let it all go
Bt get it right or next time honey
You can say goodbye to your life girl

My name is not Ramone
So watch what you say and to who
If you keep on lyin'
Then I'll be on my way
On my way to your hometown to kick your no good little a...
Don't wanna hear anymore about Ramone
Whoever the hell that guy really is
He's got nothing on me
A real 100 percent lady
So show some respect
For the genius that I bestow
My name is not Ramone

I'm never gonna be the girly
That you can push around and call your b....
You know the kind of girly
That you can push around
When you're sitting at home on your fat behind
Frustrated and horny
Cos you
Cos you just can't get any
You never should have started this rumor war, girl
A damn shame
Tried to slander my good name
Well, anyway

My name is not Ramone
So watch what you say and to who
If you keep on lyin'
Then I'll be on my way
On my way to your hometown to kick your no good little a...
Don't wanna hear anymore about Ramone
Whoever the hell that guy really is
He's got nothing on me
A real 100 percent lady
So show some respect
For the genius that I bestow
My name is not Ramone

Don't want to ever again hear anymore about Ramone

My name is not Ramone
So watch what you say and to who
If you keep on lyin'
Then I'll be on my way
On my way to your hometown to kick your no good little a...
Don't wanna hear anymore about Ramone
Whoever the hell that guy really is
He's got nothing on me
A real 100 percent lady
So show some respect
For the genius that I bestow
My name is not Ramone

2008 Ramona Thompson

Dark rewrite of Whitney Houston's My Name Is Not Susan


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Poem Submitted: Thursday, April 17, 2008

Poem Edited: Thursday, April 17, 2008


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